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Hmm…I wonder what happened here.


Hmm…I wonder what happened here.

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Audience: Wait, what did John mean "He's dead"? I mean, he didn't mean dead. Sherlock's only faking. Right?
Mofftisson: You want me to read this or not?
Audience: Who gets Mary?
Mofftisson: I don't understand.
Audience: Who kills Mary? At the end. Somebody's got to do it. Is it Mrs. Holmes, who?
Mofftisson: Nobody. Nobody kills her. She lives.
Audience: You mean she wins? Jesus, Grandpa, what did you read me this thing for?
Mofftisson: You know, you've been very sick and you're taking this story very seriously. I think we better stop now.
Audience: No, I'm okay. I'm okay. Sit down. I'm all right.
Mofftisson: Okay. All right. Now let's see, where were we. Ohhh, yeah. In the Pit of Despair.

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me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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i know i have to take sherlock seriously because he’s a brilliant man who can do dangerous things and can be an arrogant asshole but then i remember that he has in his apartment a bee drawing in his bedroom and a bee cushion on his sofa and i just stop because what a fucking nerd

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shoot me

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"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

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When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other.




ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.


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